SLHS Investigating Mysterious Late Night Loudspeaker Action

by Karen Goff July 15, 2016 at 11:30 am 5 Comments

South Lakes High School Residents of homes near South Lakes High School have been asking this week: what’s that noise?

It seems the loudspeakers at SLHS have been blaring in the middle of the night, causing some concern — and irritation — in the neighborhood.

“It sounded like a didgeridoo,” one neighbor wrote to Reston Now. Neighbors have said the PA system was blaring as late as 3 a.m. earlier this week.

A SLHS official says the school is looking into a possible break-in at the football stadium press box. The administrator said there were two incidents this week, the most recent one being Wednesday night. She did not provide more details.

Meanwhile, Fairfax County Police said they have not been notified of any potential crime at the school.

  • Mike M

    Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this ghost for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad ghost! Not like going down to the Lake House and chasing standard sprites and poltergeists. This ghost, swallow ya whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back the residents, that’ll put all your businesses on a sleepin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to sleep, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be awake the whole summer. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s too many captains in Reston. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

    • Chuck Morningwood

      Farewell and adieu to ye fair South Lakes spirits.
      Farewell and adieu to ye spirits from school.

  • Chuck Morningwood

    That’s no Digiridoo. That’s the cruciferous effect of my Wife’s Gonzo Chili.

  • Nyla J.

    Whoever it is needs to watch Shawshank Redemption for a little inspiration.

    • Mike M

      Or Ghostbusters!


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